As someone who had been on a Backstreet Boys cruise before, the 2014 cruise the boys put on was so much better in so many ways. Let’s count down 14 things that happened on the cruise that happened on the cruise that made it worth all the money we spent on a cabin that was as big as my closet.
1. DIRTY DOROTHY
Nick dressed up as Dorothy from “The Wizard of Oz” on Halloween night and proclaimed he wasn’t just regular Dorothy, but “Dirty Dorothy.” We have not watched the movie the same since.
2. Nick = Happy Girl
And then he twirled over and over in his dress like he was a happy little girl.
3. JUMP JUMP
We learned that together, as a group, even though they can sing the phone book, they can’t jump rope worth a crap.
4. BOOBIES
We learned that AJ McLean saw his first pair of breast at age 5. This is something that doesn’t surprise us at all.
5. DANCE PARTY
Nick and Kevin apparently thought it was okay to just act like fools during the game show, and that was okay with us because we ended up with this gif.
6. K-I-S-S-I-N-G
There was a lot of kissing going on during the game shows… for some reason. Not that we’re complaining, but it was… interesting.
7. ‘YOU CAN TAKE MY BREASTS AWAY…’
Howie stole the show at karaoke when he did a rendition of Enrique Iglesias’ “Hero.” But he shamed himself when he didn’t know the words to “Let It Go” from “Frozen.”
8. BABY MAKER
While on the island, the boys separated and did different things with fans. Brian and Nick went to play volleyball (and I was lucky enough to do so), but AJ and Howie went on the slip and slide. And AJ hurt something. Hopefully Ava gets a little brother or sister.
9. SEXY KEVY
Kevin was either three sheets to the wind or just feeling really good because he owned Group B’s concert on Saturday night.
10. BOOTY SLAP
The sail away party was moved inside due to the weather, but that didn’t slow the guys down. AJ twerked as if there was no tomorrow and Kevin didn’t mind smacking him on the butt.
11. ‘100 KISSES’
On ABC night, Howie brought his solo song “100 Kisses” to life by dressing like a huge Hershey kiss, with 100 kisses taped to his vest. Plus he had a bucket of kisses to hand out. And he owned it.
12. LEO DICAPRIO
AJ told the story about Leonardo DiCaprio again and how he smacked his goggles on his head… and Kevin got a little annoyed, asking where he was and then told the audience what he would do if he was there.
13. BARBIE = NICK?
A fan stood up during Group B’s Q&A (after me) to ask a question and the boys thought Nick was on her shirt…
14. FURBEE ATTACK
During the ’90s game show, Brian got attacked by a Furbee and the result is hilarious.
While we won’t be doing it in 2015, let’s do it in 2016 boys! This one was the best one yet!
