for backstreet boys fans. by backstreet boys fans.


My college professor made everyone in the class write the lyrics of our favorite song in an academic writing style. So, I decided to do a BSB song that made everyone laugh. This little series will be posted at least once a week. I now present to you, If a college professor wrote the lyrics to Everybody (Backstreets Back).

People in the whole population

You should dance

People in the whole population

Dance correctly

Backstreet has arrived to the destination again, greatness

 

We have arrived to the destination that we were previously

Siblings please use your vocal chords

The group will bring you impressions and show you how to use it

Also we have an inquiry that we need you to answer

 

Do i stand out from everyone (yes)

Am I the only person here (yes)

Do I physically attract you (yes)

Do I contain things that help you survive?

You should dance now

 

People in the whole population (yes)

You should dance (yes)

People in the whole population (yes)

Dance correctly (yes)

Backstreet has arrived to the destination again, greatness

 

Now bring your metacarpals above your head

Move them side to side compared to not realizing what you’re doing

If you want to have a formal gathering let me know by using a very loud voice

Because we have what it takes going like we were previously (yes)

 

Do i stand out from everyone (yes)

Am I the only person here (yes)

Do I physically attract you (yes)

Do I contain things that help you survive?

You should dance now

 

People in the whole population (yes)

You should dance (yes)

People in the whole population (yes)

Dance correctly (yes)

Backstreet has arrived to the destination again, greatness

 

Now people in the whole population in the entire land

Please show no worry or fright

I will tell the entire planet and make them realize

As long as we are make great musical lyrics, we’ll be arriving in the future

 

People in the whole population (yes)

You should dance (yes)

People in the whole population (yes)

Dance correctly (yes)

Backstreet has arrived to the destination again

People in the whole population (people in the whole population)

Yes (you should dance)

You should dance (People in the whole population)

Yes (People in the whole population you should dance)

People in the whole population (People in the whole population you should dance)

Dance correctly (people in the whole population)

Backstreet has arrived to the destination again, GREATNESS!!

What other BSB or NKOTB songs would you like to see written in college professor form?

Comment below!

 

 

If a College Professor wrote the lyrics to…

LAUNCH YOUR DAYDREAM

Karah

6/01/15

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  1. Very funny version!!!!… Larger than life

  2. melisa says:

    Show me the meaning… Cuz that needs a proper English translation lol. And/or lay down beside me, since I’m predicting that would be hilarious

  3. Sasa says:

    THIS IS EPIC OMG LMAO! Hmmm…. If You Want It To Be Good Girl and Nobody But You.

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